Okay, I’m going to go to coon now!! I’ll glub at you all soon. <3
Your name is FEFERI PEIXES and you're 10-ish sweeps old. You've been living on Earth since SGRUB ended. And it's hard being an ALIEN EMPRESS. It's hard and no one understands.
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I’d have everyone do everything for me!
8ut that’s just one good reason as to why I’m not ruler, aside from 8lood color.
I’d 8e pretty lousy at the jo8! And it would all go to my head, I’m sure of it.
And you proooooooo8a8ly get free stuff 8ecause you’re good at what you do, and people respect you for that!
What do you get anyways?
Like……..whales and stuff?
)(e)(e, I can only imagine w)(at you’d be like as -Empress! 38)
Aside from actual ruling stuff, I bet you’d be t)(e most stylis)( ruler! You’d wear all kinds of cool clot)(es. 38O
You’d )(ave — I don’t know )(ow to explain it — swag? —Empress swag!
Anywave, I guess you’re rig)(t! At least, I s)(ore )(ope so! I do my best to do a reely good job of being -Empress. It’s important!
Pfft, w)(ere would I put a w)(ale, Fis)(ka? I live on land now! But no, t)(ey send me stuff liiiike… dresses, and jewelry, and letters and stuffed )(uman animals! [I t)(ink t)(ey know I’m still pretty young and new at t)(is.] But anyway! All kinds of fins.
(Source: cuttlefishcutie)
I 8et 8eing empress is really kick ass, isn’t it?
I mean aside from some ‘royal duty’ 8ullshit that you have to do, you’re pretty much free to do what ever.
And people cater to you all the time and you get your way.
It’s like…….. the ~dream life~!
It is pretty great! I mean, I don’t )(ave any aut)(ority over )(umans reely, except in some areas w)(ere my support is good… but it is nice t)(at I can )(elp )(umans and trolls live toget)(er in )(armony! It’s a lot better t)(an Alternia ever was.
And I do )(ave people cater to me sometimes, but I prefer to do stuff by mys)(ellf, )(e)(e. People do give me presents t)(oug)(. 38O
(Source: cuttlefishcutie)
yeah but he ii2nt me, hed gone through diifferent thiing2 and taken diifferent decii2iion2. iim ju2t, well, me. iit2 not exactly liike ii contriibute to sociiety much anyway2 and ii never played 2burb or 2grub so not much exciitiing to tell.
==> You can’t help but smile a little.
2tiill… thank2 ff. iim glad you thiink good of me, even iif iit2 an alternate me. at lea2t 2omeone doe2.
ah thank2 ff. ii gue22 now we know who to turn two ehehe…he…
==> Dear Gog this is unbearable. You plead for your culling right now just because of the amount of ass you’re making yourself.
So W)(AT if you never played SGrub! It doesn’t mean you’re not still t)(e amazing Sollux Captor t)(at I know! 38D My life isn’t exciting eit)(er, but it doesn’t mean I’m not a good person. 3X)
Anywaves! Of course we do! 38D
So w)(at’re you up to rig)(t now? 38O
(Source: cuttlefishcutie)
